Demi Moore Will Crush You With Her Thighs
Whoa. Maybe it’s all that Kabbalah power or something. Word on the web is that Demi Moore fractured her costar Thomas Haden Church’s ribs on the set of “Another Happy Day” by wrapping her legs around him and “crushing” him.
Ellen Barkin told E! Online “Demi wrapped her legs around him (Church), and he said her legs crushed his ribs. I said, ‘It’s always the guy - the big, macho, muscley guy. Like there’s little tiny Demi and me and he’s hurt?’”
Whoa there Barkin, don’t you go sayin’ Demi is Tiny. Homegirl could snap your neck in about one flex of her thighmaster. I think you know what this means now…CUE THE ST. ELMO’S FIRE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE SCENE!